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You're the best big brother I could have
ever asked for.

2
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And then they were walking to the garage
and there was

3
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a bloody hook on the car door.

4
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What do you think about that? Was it a
good story?

5
00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:38,400
No, it was so lame. It's not even scary.

6
00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:44,220
What's really terrifying is how horny I
am.

7
00:00:45,160 --> 00:00:47,560
Well, then why don't you just tell one?

8
00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:55,720
Hey, you know, telling scary stories
actually gets me really fucking hot.

9
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I've got the perfect one, too.

10
00:00:59,180 --> 00:01:01,280
Okay, well then tell it.

11
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Have you ever heard of Slutty Mary?

12
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Slutty Mary?

13
00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:08,840
No.

14
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She was killed right before she got to
suck her very first dick.

15
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If you say her name three times in front
of a mirror, she appears and

16
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blows you.

17
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What? No way.

18
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No. I mean...

19
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Does she finish?

20
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Like, how does she go about it? What
really happened?

21
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I guess you'll have to try it and find
out.

22
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You know, maybe she'll like your dick
and fuck you too.

23
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Or she'll scare the shit out of you and
steal your soul.

24
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What are you gonna do?

25
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I guess I'm gonna have to give it a try
tonight.

26
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so stupid i don't know why i let her get
in my head about it i mean

27
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it can't be real i mean even if it was
it's just an enigma right

28
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no

29
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it

30
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can't happen

31
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Alright, let's try it.

32
00:04:03,100 --> 00:04:04,100
Slutty Mary.

33
00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:05,560
Slutty Mary.

34
00:04:09,380 --> 00:04:10,380
Slutty Mary.

35
00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:13,580
Oh, shit.

36
00:04:17,519 --> 00:04:18,519
No,

37
00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:26,080
it can't be.

38
00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:41,760
You are pretty hot for a ghost, though.

39
00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:49,580
Look, it's you.

40
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You really just pranked me?

41
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It still sucks your dick, though.

42
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It's so scary how wet I am right now.

43
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I feel so fucking dead.

44
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I need to eat me.

45
00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:24,560
Yeah.

46
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I'm so good at eating pussy.

47
00:10:23,180 --> 00:10:24,180
Oh, the...

48
00:13:03,439 --> 00:13:04,439
Yeah.

49
00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:21,930
Fuck.

50
00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:24,050
Fuck.

51
00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:42,160
That feels so fucking good.

52
00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:07,450
Oh my God.

53
00:14:08,730 --> 00:14:11,090
Oh, you're such a nice cock.